Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Quotes

“Newt Scamander: My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Jacob: Newt . . . I don't think I'm dreaming.

Newt: What gave it away?

Jacob: I ain't got the brains to make this up.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“See, they're currently in alien terrain, surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet. Humans. - Newt Scamander”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Jacob: Tell me — has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?

Newt: My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Mary Lou: Are you a seeker? A seeker after truth?

a beat.

Newt: I'm more of a chaser, really.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Queenie: People are easiest to read when they're hurting.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Tina: Can you please tell me you took care of the No-Maj?

Newt: The what?

Tina: The No-Maj! No-magic — the non-wizard!

Newt: Oh sorry, we call them Muggles.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Newt: I think you'll find the best wizarding school in the world is Hogwarts!

Queenie: HOGWASH.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Tina: Oh, keep him? We don't keep them! Mr. Scamander, do you know anything about the wizarding community in America?

Newt: I do know a few things, actually. I know you have rather backwards laws about relations with non-magic people. That you're not meant to befriend them, that you can't marry them, which seems mildly absurd to me.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Hey, Mr English guy! I think your egg is hatching. - Jacob Kowalski”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“GRINDELWALD
Will we die, just a little?”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Queenie: (trying to cheer him up) I'll come with you. We'll go somewhere - we'll go anywhere - see I ain't never gonna find anyone like -

Jacob: (bravely) There's loads like me.

Queenie: No... no...there's only one like you.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Mrs. Esposito (O.S.): That you, Tina?

Tina: Yes, Mrs. Esposito!

Mrs. Esposito (O.S.): Are you alone?

Tina: I'm always alone, Mrs. Esposito!”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Tina: Tell me the truth — was that everything that came out of the case?”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“ A beat as Queenie drinks the whole story out of Newt's head. She looks both intrigued and saddened. Newt continues to work, trying hard to pretend Queenie isn't reading his mind. ”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“ Blonde Queenie, the most beautiful girl ever to don witches' robes, is standing in a silk slip, supervising the mending of a dress on a dressmaker's dummy. Jacob is thunderstruck. ”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“NEWT: Now there's absolutely nothing for you to worry about.

JACOB: Tell me - has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?

NEWT: My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“MODESTY My momma, your momma, gonna catch a witch My momma, your momma, flying on a switch My momma, your momma, witches never cry My momma, your momma, witches gonna die! As”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“I do know a few things, actually. I know you have rather backwards laws about relations with non-magic people. That you're not mean to befriend them, that you can't marry them, which seems mildly absurd to me.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“I’m more of a chaser, really. ANGLE”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“worrying means you suffer twice.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“JACOB I was never supposed to know any of this. Everybody knows Newt only kept me around because – hey – Newt, why did you keep me around? NEWT has to be explicit. It doesn’t come easily. NEWT Because I like you. Because you’re my friend and I’ll never forget how you helped me, Jacob.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“NEWT Well, the first symptom would be flames out of his anus—”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Keatonesque”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“People are easiest to read when they’re hurting.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“NEWT
Es ist meine Überzeugung, dass, wer sich sorgt, zwei Mal leidet.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“Wake up, Mr No-Maj . . . With”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

“But I always have trouble with your kind. Brits. It’s the accent.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay